This one is an image from Reddit r/humansarespaceorcs but without attribution since whoever made the image posted on Facebook didn't bother to include that part.
Jerry: Yeah? What is it?
Zilbur: I've been looking through your planet's history log and I need clarification on something.
Jerry: What is it?
Zilbur: I've found something called "The War of the Emus". What was that about?
Jerry: Uhhh....
Zilbur: Human?
Jerry: Well it was .. when we .. kind of .. went to war against .. emus.
Zilbur: What is this "emu" you speak of?
Jerry: It's a type of .. bird.
Zilbur: A what?
Jerry: A bird is a type o-
Zilbur: I KNOW WHAT A BIRD IS. What I meant was that did you just say that you went to war against birds?
Jerry: Yes.
Zilbur: *inhales* WHY!?
Jerry: If it makes it any better they were pests that ate our crops.
Zilbur: No. It doesn't. You wanna know why?
Jerry: Why-
Zilbur: THE HISTORY LOG SAYS THE EMUS WON!
Jerry: Right. I forgot about that.
Zilbur: IDIOTS! ALL OF YOU!
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