Normally I'd skip these because they are a different genre of fanfic but there's some out there I do like. Today I bring you one from Tumblr (big surprise) and roachpatrol.
Klingons: Okay we don't get it.
Vulcan Science Academy: Get what?
Klingons: You Vulcans are a bunch of stuffy prisses but you're also tougher, stronger, and smarter than humans in every way.
Klingons: Why do you let them run your Federation??
Vulcan Science Academy: Look.
Vulcan Science Academy: This is a species where if you give them two warp cores they don't do experiments on one and save the other one for if the first one blows up.
Vulcan Science Academy: This is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they will ask for a third one, immediately plug all three into each other, punch a hole into an alternate universe where humans subscribe to an even more destructive ideological system, fight everyone in it because they are offended by that, steal their warp cores, plug those together, punch their way back here, then try to turn a nearby sun into a torus because that was what their initial scientific experiment was for and they didn't want to waste a trip.
Vulcan Science Academy: They did that last week. We have the writeup right here. It's getting published in approximately six hundred scientific journals across two hundred different disciplines because of how many established theories their ridiculous little expedition has just called into question. Also. They did turn that sun into a torus and no one actually knows how.
Vulcan Science Academy: This is why we let them do whatever the hell they want.
Klingons: .. Can we be a part of your Federation?
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