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Humans inviting aliens to visit earth after a long mission and aliens being really excited to go and see the infamous planet that led to the development of such universally renown species but get one look at the ocean and are just What the fuck is that?
Humans are like Oh yeah we don’t fuck with that.
Aliens are like You literally hop galaxies with little to no understanding of what you’ll find but you won’t venture into your own aquatic abyss?
Humans simply say Scan it.
Five kicks later and aliens say Fuck that fuck that fuck that what the fuck how are you all alive let’s go back to the black holes.
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